Me, a young queer black girl who deals with homophobia on a daily basis: I’m gonna make an AU, that is so gay-

Do I write Major Character Death? Yes, all the time.

Can I read Major Character Death? No, absolutely not.

don’t you just hate having this very specific idea of a fic you want to read just to find out it doesn’t exist? Like

“Fuck you, my child is perfectly fine.”

Your child is emotionally invested in fictional relationships and hyperfixates on fictional characters…..

Bitches be like “who needs therapy when—“

while their phone looks like this:

The way that I only write angst in my stories and feel proud when it makes people cry, but get mad when someone makes me cry with the tiniest bit of angst in their fluffy story

you want to read fanfics where your faves rail each other nine ways to sunday.

I want to read fanfics where they bicker like an old married couple.

we are not the same.

Do you guys ever reach the end of a story and one of the main characters just like ends up dying??? And like the fic isn’t tagged as major character death so it’s completely out of nowhere like—

given definition of otp: one true pairing

Me, actively defeating the purpose of it with 100+ otps:

I love how I have reached a point in my life where all i want for my ships/ favorite characters is domestic tranquillity