Imagine a world where; your otp is cannon, tv shows don’t kill off beautiful characters, no one fights over who tops or bottoms, there are no shipping wars that end in hurt feelings and sunken ships

Half my ships are deader than I am on the inside

Tv show:

End.

Me: I’m fine

Me, a few minutes later:

Originally posted by hrcwjcwh

Writers: *lowkey trying to distract me from otp with another ship involving person A*

Me:

Originally posted by squdward

Me: they should kiss

Person: but they’re not gay–

Me: like, they should honestly fuck

Person: but they’re not–

Me: that one totally–

Person: THEY’RE NOT FUCKING GAYYYY

Me:

Originally posted by actuallylorelaigilmore

Tv show writers: okay, killing you off, you’re moving away, you’re also dying, and you are already dead.

Fanfic writers:

Otp: *glances at one another*

Me:

Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs

8:00pm: Okay I’m just going to read one more chapter and then I’ll sleep 

3:56am:

Originally posted by onwednesdaysweusemagic

Me: I’m feeling pretty sad, I should go read some angst.

*five minutes into angsty fanfic*

me:

Originally posted by annaleisa

Me: *reading good ass, realistic, unproblematic fanfic and just enjoying life in general* Fanfic author:

Originally posted by um-poeta-disse