The way that I only write angst in my stories and feel proud when it makes people cry, but get mad when someone makes me cry with the tiniest bit of angst in their fluffy story

Um hi.

So I haven’t been on here in a while and this is because, to be quite frank, this app is kinda sorta dead (let’s be honest, everyone was only here for the porn).

So instead of being on here, I’ve been on Twitter and I have like 0 actual mutuals so um if you’re in any of the fandoms/ ship any of the ships/ or are just interested an any of the things I tagged and have Twitter you should drop your username so I can follow and we can become mutuals :)))

Me when I’m reading a fluffy story that randomly turns angsty out of nowhere:

Favorite character: *is happy, healthy and alive*

Me:

Originally posted by dormtainment

Christmas for me went:

Me: *minding my business, reading fanfic*

Older cousin: what are you doing on your phone???

Mom: she’s probably reading that fan stuff.

Older cousin: oh, well, read me something from it then.

Me:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

Going back to school after break;

Teacher: So guys what did you do during break? Go to a foreign country? Read some interesting novels?

Me: *thinking about the shit load of fanfics I read and tv shows I caught up on*

Also me: something like that.

Tv show:

End.

Me: I’m fine

Me, a few minutes later:

Originally posted by hrcwjcwh

Writers: *lowkey trying to distract me from otp with another ship involving person A*

Me:

Originally posted by squdward

Me: they should kiss

Person: but they’re not gay–

Me: like, they should honestly fuck

Person: but they’re not–

Me: that one totally–

Person: THEY’RE NOT FUCKING GAYYYY

Me:

Originally posted by actuallylorelaigilmore

Tv show writers: okay, killing you off, you’re moving away, you’re also dying, and you are already dead.

Fanfic writers: