So I’m watching season 2 of Teen Wolf with my mom and here are some of HER highlights.

(Disclaimer I watched ahead and she is not happy about it💀)

- *Jackson appears out of the water*

Her: please tell me Derek didn’t turn this asshole? *clearly distressed by the thought*

- *Chris Argent literally pointing a gun at Scott while Allison pleads for him not to kill him*

Her: He’s a DILF right? Did I use that right?

Me: girl, where did you learn that word from ??

Her: you??

- *Stiles drops the vending machine*

Her: he’s so adorable

Me: IRK?!

- *Scott sneaking into Allison’s room despite clearly being warned against it*

Her: I use to be like that…

Me: bye-

Her: no, I’m serious-

-*Hears Isaac’s dad talking to the sheriff*

Her: bad vibes bad vibes bad vibes

- *Sees Gerard Argent *

Her: he looks like someone I would have married and poisoned to get the survivors benefit check when I was younger.

Me: Girl he’s a hunter and principal, have you not paid attention to Supernatural? He don’t make that much-

Her: Tell that to his suits and son’s house-

-*Jackson nose bleed bathroom scene where he tells Derek he’s not in his pack but immediately asks for help after*

Her: hey, not my pack. Not my problem, right?

¯ \_(ツ)_/¯

Me: You’re just like me, my little mini me🥺<3

-*Allison and Lydia showing up together at the school*

Her: they’re giving off major gay couple—

Me: SO YOU FEEL IT TOO RIGHT???

-*Sheriff Stilinski shows up in sunglasses*

Her: DILF energy.

Me: yeah <3

-*Issac’s dad tea cup scene*

Her: 😠 I knew it

Also her a few seconds later: 😲 DEREK TURNED HIM?!!??!

-*Derek and Stiles car scene*

Her: this is our ship, right?

Me: YES

-*Derek roars at Isaac and has him trembling in the corner*

Her: HE BETTER APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW😡

-*Erica walks in the lunchroom scene*

Me: Jackson’s just like “grrr everyone’s a werewolf but me😡😡”

Her: yeah because he’s a lizard hehe

-*Erica and Boyd just in the same scene*

Me: Such a cute ship right?

Her: I can bibe it.

Me: huh?

Her: I can bibe it??

Me: VIBE it??

Her: yeah.

-*Allison and Lydia hanging out in Allison’s room*

Me: girlfriends~

Her: can you’d stop being gay for a minute??

Me: okay breeder…

Her: *literally laughs so loud I have to pause the show*

-*The pool scene*

Me: THEY’RE IN LOVE! HE SAVED HIS LIFE!

Her: I’m so tired of you-

Me: take a nap then babe😘

-*Isaac telling Jackson he needs him to do something for him*

Her: Are they about to kiss right now? I’m sensing something ??

Me: no—wait, you might be onto something…