“Fuck you, my child is perfectly fine.”
Your child is emotionally invested in fictional relationships and hyperfixates on fictional characters…..
The way that I only write angst in my stories and feel proud when it makes people cry, but get mad when someone makes me cry with the tiniest bit of angst in their fluffy story
you want to read fanfics where your faves rail each other nine ways to sunday.
I want to read fanfics where they bicker like an old married couple.
we are not the same.
Do you guys ever reach the end of a story and one of the main characters just like ends up dying??? And like the fic isn’t tagged as major character death so it’s completely out of nowhere like—
given definition of otp: one true pairing
Me, actively defeating the purpose of it with 100+ otps:
I love how I have reached a point in my life where all i want for my ships/ favorite characters is domestic tranquillity
THE WRITERS DON’T CARE IF I CRYYYY.
ON THE REAL THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO LIEEEE.
SHOULDVE SAW THE WAY THEY LOOKED ME IN THE EYEESSS.
THEY SAID BABY, I AM NOT AFRAID TO MAKE YOU CRY.
PUSH ME TO THE EDGE
ALL MY SHIPS ARE DEAD.
PUSH ME TO THE EDGE.
Shout out to everyone who has ever been fucked over by a book/tv show/movie/or video game.
