A ship: *has a shit ton of antis and is slightly problematic*
My dumbass:
When you find a book that has a lot of chapters, there are few grammatical errors, the detail is amazing, the chapters are also long and it has recently been updated:

Teacher: So guys what did you do during break? Go to a foreign country? Read some interesting novels?
Me: *thinking about the shit load of fanfics I read and tv shows I caught up on*
Also me: something like that.
Person: oh wow you still ship them? They’re not even canon.
Me:
Writers: *lowkey trying to distract me from otp with another ship involving person A*
Me:
Me: they should kiss
Person: but they’re not gay–
Me: like, they should honestly fuck
Person: but they’re not–
Me: that one totally–
Person: THEY’RE NOT FUCKING GAYYYY
Me:
Tv show writers: okay, killing you off, you’re moving away, you’re also dying, and you are already dead.
Fanfic writers: