Me when I log on just to mention a new WIP I’m starting and people immediately start getting on me about when I’m going to update/finish my current WIPs
So I’m watching season 2 of Teen Wolf with my mom and here are some of HER highlights.
(Disclaimer I watched ahead and she is not happy about it💀)
- *Jackson appears out of the water*
Her: please tell me Derek didn’t turn this asshole? *clearly distressed by the thought*
- *Chris Argent literally pointing a gun at Scott while Allison pleads for him not to kill him*
Her: He’s a DILF right? Did I use that right?
Me: girl, where did you learn that word from ??
Her: you??
- *Stiles drops the vending machine*
Her: he’s so adorable
Me: IRK?!
- *Scott sneaking into Allison’s room despite clearly being warned against it*
Her: I use to be like that…
Me: bye-
Her: no, I’m serious-
-*Hears Isaac’s dad talking to the sheriff*
Her: bad vibes bad vibes bad vibes
- *Sees Gerard Argent *
Her: he looks like someone I would have married and poisoned to get the survivors benefit check when I was younger.
Me: Girl he’s a hunter and principal, have you not paid attention to Supernatural? He don’t make that much-
Her: Tell that to his suits and son’s house-
-*Jackson nose bleed bathroom scene where he tells Derek he’s not in his pack but immediately asks for help after*
Her: hey, not my pack. Not my problem, right?
¯ \_(ツ)_/¯
Me: You’re just like me, my little mini me🥺<3
-*Allison and Lydia showing up together at the school*
Her: they’re giving off major gay couple—
Me: SO YOU FEEL IT TOO RIGHT???
-*Sheriff Stilinski shows up in sunglasses*
Her: DILF energy.
Me: yeah <3
-*Issac’s dad tea cup scene*
Her: 😠 I knew it
Also her a few seconds later: 😲 DEREK TURNED HIM?!!??!
-*Derek and Stiles car scene*
Her: this is our ship, right?
Me: YES
-*Derek roars at Isaac and has him trembling in the corner*
Her: HE BETTER APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW😡
-*Erica walks in the lunchroom scene*
Me: Jackson’s just like “grrr everyone’s a werewolf but me😡😡”
Her: yeah because he’s a lizard hehe
-*Erica and Boyd just in the same scene*
Me: Such a cute ship right?
Her: I can bibe it.
Me: huh?
Her: I can bibe it??
Me: VIBE it??
Her: yeah.
-*Allison and Lydia hanging out in Allison’s room*
Me: girlfriends~
Her: can you’d stop being gay for a minute??
Me: okay breeder…
Her: *literally laughs so loud I have to pause the show*
-*The pool scene*
Me: THEY’RE IN LOVE! HE SAVED HIS LIFE!
Her: I’m so tired of you-
Me: take a nap then babe😘
-*Isaac telling Jackson he needs him to do something for him*
Her: Are they about to kiss right now? I’m sensing something ??
Me: no—wait, you might be onto something…
Do I write Major Character Death? Yes, all the time.
Can I read Major Character Death? No, absolutely not.
So I’ve been rewatching teen wolf with my mom recently and here are some of my key take aways:
- Whoever was in charge of hair/wardrobe for season one needs to be fired and black listed immediately.
Exhibit A:
(Why the FUCK were they all so intimidated by someone who’s jacket’s cuffs could reach his hands???)
Exhibit B:
(Whatever the fuck this is)
(Yes, I am a hater of season 1’s Derek’s hair. Yes, we exist)
(Every outfit in this photo makes my skin crawl)
- Allison and Lydia definitely had a thing. No, I don’t take criticism.
Exhibit A and B:
(✨Girlfriends✨ case closed)
- Sterek. That’s it.
(Hehe, sourwolf.)
-Jackson has extreme validation issues and I kind of feel bad for him.
-Killing off Boyd and Erica was so dumb and unnecessary. This feels like a hate crime, the writers just couldn’t stand the fact that they were better than the main couple.✋🏼😒
-Allison is the cutest ever, I love her and just want to 😽 💋 MWAH
-Fuck Kate Argent, all my homies hate Kate Argent. 😡😡
-Why does everyone on this show have so much trauma, like you guys are freaking sophomores in high school 😭😭—
- Peter Hale deserved better. Yes. I said it. Roast me at the stake.
-Isaac is such a baby, I love him sm and will protect him with my life🥺🥺
- cringe
-the cgi is so bad pls omf-
-I remember this happening differently or was that a fanfic-
-Malia and Kira should have been canon, cowards.
-Why is season 1 Derek literally just Deaton???
-BI STILES!!
-Scott is literally obsessed with Allison, I’m so uncomfortable rn🧍🏽♀️
-Drink every time they blame something on a mountain lion.
don’t you just hate having this very specific idea of a fic you want to read just to find out it doesn’t exist? Like
“Fuck you, my child is perfectly fine.”
Your child is emotionally invested in fictional relationships and hyperfixates on fictional characters…..
The way that I only write angst in my stories and feel proud when it makes people cry, but get mad when someone makes me cry with the tiniest bit of angst in their fluffy story
you want to read fanfics where your faves rail each other nine ways to sunday.
I want to read fanfics where they bicker like an old married couple.
we are not the same.
